Aries
You look like you could whup every guy in the room.
Taurus
Are you sitting on the f5 key? Cuz that azz is refreshing!
Gemini
Girl, you sure you ain’t a cigarette? Cuz you’re smoking!
Cancer
Here’s a dollar, go phone your Mum and tell her you ain’t coming home tonight.
Leo
Sing them that line from Blurred Lines- “You’re the hottest b**** in this place” roar!!
Virgo
Don’t eat that food without washing your hands.
Libra
I know a lady when I see one. Yes, I am talking to you.
Scorpio
Just stare like you are looking at chocolate cheesecake when you are on a diet.
Capricorn
Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Aquarius
I love to help the poor. Do you? *cough*
Pisces
Want to go to the beach and show me the Big Dipper?
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